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Slow play is the silent killer of professional golf. Fans are fed up. Broadcasters are out of filler content. Even Dottie Pepper is out here dropping truth bombs. But fear not, golf world—we’ve brainstormed some wildly effective (and slightly ridiculous) ways to fix this problem.
1. The Shock Clock (Yes, You Read That Right)
Forget penalty strokes. Golfers get an electric shock if they take longer than 40 seconds to hit a shot. Nothing major—just a gentle zap to remind them to keep it moving. Want to line up that 3-footer for five minutes? Zap. Overanalyzing wind
